Dear Black Thugs: You’re Making It Hard For White Devils….
And we all HAVE to pay for their housing, food, healthcare….
According to the Media, President Obama and the slick-haired Al Sharpton, we white devils are supposed to feel very sorry for the plight of the black teen.
Well, homeslice, it goes something like this: For us to give a crap about your below-par existence we’d like to hear less and less about…
– Your ghastly grades in school
– Your ridiculous dropout rates
– Your colossal out of wedlock birthrates
– Your embracing of a musical culture that celebrates the shooting of cops and doing filthy, vile things to someone’s daughter
– Your love affair with drugs and alcohol
– Your #hatethem tweets aimed at white people
– Your flash mobbing and robbing places and people
– Your audacity to blame everybody and their dog for your odious behavior
– And your ginormous, misplaced racial chip on your shoulder
Yes, if you could/would chill on some of that stuff, well … That’d be great. That would make us crackers think, “Hey, maybe you’re serious about getting out of the ditch you’re in.”
Yes, the brutal murder of someone’s grandpa and the senseless slaying of someone’s son by black thugs this past week do nothing but reinforce what the FBI National Crime Victimization Survey concluded, namely, that young black males are seven times more likely to commit murder than people of other races.
So, young black thugs, if you’d like us to empathize, trust and help you with a hand-up, howzabout cease and desist with the inhumane behavior, huh? Until then, we’ll be suspicious of young black teens, traveling in groups, taking an unusual interest in our person, especially if they’re dressed like gangbangers and are acting suspiciously.
Call us weird.